![]() Susan Saint James’ Monologue Summary: Susan Saint James invites the audience to decide whether her obligatory TV parody sketch will co-star MaCArthur (Tim Kazurinsky), MacBeth (Tony rosato), or McDonald (Joe Piscopo). (The screen slowly fills with static as the credits and copyright date appear below fade)Īuthor Don Roy King Posted on OctoJanuCategories 1981 Leave a comment on SNL Transcripts: 10/03/81: Andy Warhol’s TV SNL Transcripts: Susan Saint James: 10/10/81Įxxico Summary: “Yesterday’s Technology at Tomorrow’s Prices.” Uh, where did Prince Charles go on his honeymoon and the answer is “Indiana”. Gee, I heard a great joke yesterday at Holston’s and it was so funny that I thought I’d tell it to you. ![]() I didn’t think it was that great and if you’re home on a Saturday night, why ARE you home on a Saturday Night and I think all the comedians should be beautiful and not funny. As he munches on his apple, the red text “ANDY WARHOL ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” scrolls up the left side of the screen.)Īndy Warhol: In the first place, I never thought I’d ever be on “Saturday Night Live” because I hate the show. (Cut to Andy standing in front of the bathroom wall. He turns around to face the camera, but we only see his shadow) (Various background voices are heard as Andy makes his way to a bathroom. I did one for GQ and I heard that you have to sleep with someone to get under the covers. (Fade in on a pair of legs walking around a house)Īndy Warhol: I, uh, I’m in a modeling career right now. | Time Warner Cable | Cable TV Providers | Charter Cable Author Don Roy King Posted on OctoJanuCategories 1981 Leave a comment on SNL Transcripts: 10/03/81: A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney SNL Transcripts: 10/03/81: Andy Warhol’s TV Ever notice how much rouge I have on my cheeks? Of course, some people think it makes me look like a clown. Ever notice it gets dark at night? Where does the sun go? Nobody knows. Ever notice how annoying my voice is? Of course, you can turn it off. Boy, what a jackass! I mean, if you did something illegal, would you tell Mike Wallace about it? I wouldn’t. Ever notice what a weird name Morley Safer is? Morley, is that the opposite of Leslie? And Mike Wallace. Space shoes, boots! Ever notice there weren’t many Nazis named Steve? You know what’s annoying? When that little plastic thing on the end of your shoelaces falls off and gets frayed at the end, and you can’t get ’em through the holes, and you gotta do this to do this. ![]() I guess the good thing about loafers is you don’t have to tie them. The sift is NOT for promoting your own videos - it is for sharing videos others have made.Announcer: And now, “A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney.”Īndy Rooney: I’ve been doing some serious thinking about shoes. Mind you, we only share videos you discover that someone else has made if you "self link," by posting a video you have made, have posted or have interests in, you risk the ban hammer - read the posting guidelines before posting. And - you are guaranteed to find more very good videos here already! Post it here, and share it with the large community of video-interested users. Post and share it here - VideoSift is the best video aggregator on the Web, where we share, discuss, promote, and interact with the best videos out there on the web. Have you seen a really funny, surprising, scary, interesting, cute or in any other way extra good quality video?
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